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The Beatitudes Brooklyn, New York

Formed by Dave Thomas in 2013, with itinerant workers from the arid Eucalyptus Valley of Norway. Dave soon chained them in his studio basement and made them record rock songs against their will. Soon they became docile and escaped, but this recording remains as a legacy of their indentured servitude, and malice. ... more

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